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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Quick sketches of ridiculous things.</description><title>Mr. Neil, Esq.'s Random Doodles</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mrneilesq)</generator><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>A Giant Salad Covered in Mustard and Snails
The most fun part...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yexjWfHx1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Giant Salad Covered in Mustard and Snails&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The most fun part about this one was researching those weird, woven wooden bowls that you used to get in family style restaurants.  How I wish I that I was kidding.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28433308980</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28433308980</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:51:01 -0400</pubDate><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>big salad</category><category>giant salad</category><category>salad</category><category>snails</category><category>escargot</category><category>mustard</category><category>yellow mustard</category><category>woven wooden bowls</category><category>family style</category></item><item><title>A Flaming, Giant Cockroach Floats past the Moon, Whilst a Bored...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yesq1A0t1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Flaming, Giant Cockroach Floats past the Moon, Whilst a Bored Man Watches it from a Couch Situated at the Edge of a Planet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This once was fun to figure out how to frame in a readable visual fashion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28425368566</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28425368566</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:59:54 -0400</pubDate><category>roach</category><category>cockroach</category><category>couch</category><category>planet</category><category>Earth</category><category>space</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>Luigi Forgets Emergency Protocall
Once again, the younger Mario...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yemtzsWo1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Luigi Forgets Emergency Protocall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once again, the younger Mario brother seems a bit shaken during a crisis situation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28418096594</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28418096594</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:52:43 -0400</pubDate><category>Mario</category><category>Luigi</category><category>Super Mario Bros.</category><category>super mario brothers</category><category>piranha plant</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>Kermit about to eat a [Pigs in] Space Cake
Knowing the Swedish...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yeiupkp51qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kermit about to eat a [Pigs in] Space Cake&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Knowing the Swedish Chef, I’d inspect the thing for rocket fuel before consuming.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28358802692</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28358802692</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 16:59:20 -0400</pubDate><category>Kermit</category><category>Kermit the Frog</category><category>Swedish Chef</category><category>The Swedish Chef</category><category>Pigs in Space</category><category>Link Hogthrob</category><category>Miss Piggy</category><category>Dr. Strangepork</category><category>The Muppets</category><category>Muppets</category><category>Muppet</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>J. Wellington Wimpy’s torrid...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yef7h4Zd1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;J. Wellington Wimpy’s torrid romance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The quintessential burger moocher has only a sole softspot, unsurprising as it is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28350910139</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28350910139</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 14:55:22 -0400</pubDate><category>Wimpy</category><category>J. Wellington Wimpy</category><category>Popeye</category><category>hamburger</category><category>burger</category><category>Hamburger Love</category><category>Forbidden Romance</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>Here’s $200 - and fix everything!
Some denominations...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ye9zeMqr1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s $200 - and fix everything!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some denominations are indelibly linked to my childhood romps past Boardwalk Avenue.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28345693167</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28345693167</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:34:25 -0400</pubDate><category>monopoly</category><category>Uncle Pennybags</category><category>Rich Uncle Pennybags</category><category>Pass Go</category><category>Collect $200</category><category>repairs</category><category>renovations</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>A Trap House
I encountered more than my fair share of these the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xqg6s2bY1qfdwm3o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Trap House&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I encountered more than my fair share of these the last time I went apartment hunting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28343762556</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28343762556</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:50:26 -0400</pubDate><category>mousetrap</category><category>rat trap</category><category>house</category><category>house for sale</category><category>house hunting</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>deathtrap</category></item><item><title>A Mouse Spills a Glass of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xqug4zFZ1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Mouse Spills a Glass of Milk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28282773315</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28282773315</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 16:17:43 -0400</pubDate><category>cat and mouse</category><category>spilled milk</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>cat</category><category>mouse</category><category>rat</category></item><item><title>Space Invaders Demand Quarters!
I was originally going to make...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xq741rPv1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Space Invaders Demand Quarters!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was originally going to make the demanded sum a 100 yen coin, but I figured no one would get the reference to the coin shortage the original “Space Invaders” arcade game caused in Japan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28276266529</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/28276266529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 14:33:00 -0400</pubDate><category>space invaders</category><category>taito</category><category>yen shortage</category><category>100 yen coin</category><category>quarter</category><category>arcade</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>video game</category><category>alien</category><category>space lunchroom bully</category></item><item><title>Your snacking possibilities open up exponentially when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bdllhO9q1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your snacking possibilities open up exponentially when you’re ablaze.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27414906835</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27414906835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 12:53:45 -0400</pubDate><category>fireball</category><category>flame</category><category>fireman</category><category>heat incarnate</category><category>fire</category><category>popcorn</category><category>snacking</category><category>heat</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>I imagine most of my own baby photos look like this.
Again, when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a53cYqU41qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I imagine most of my own baby photos look like this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, when cornered into starting an image chain on doodle or die, I randomly scribble until something ridiculous emerges without my conscious intervention.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27370934807</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27370934807</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:52:00 -0400</pubDate><category>baby</category><category>man</category><category>manchild</category><category>silly</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>ham</category><category>solid foods eaten prematurely</category></item><item><title>Nothin’ Up My Sleeve…except a full body cast!  I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72ghnzRgY1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nothin’ Up My Sleeve…except a full body cast!  I take a seven and a half!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, I’m done, now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27146112531</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27146112531</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:00:39 -0400</pubDate><category>Rocky and Bullwinkle</category><category>The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle</category><category>Rockey and his Friends</category><category>Bill Scott</category><category>June Foray</category><category>Keith Scott</category><category>car</category><category>headlights</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>Bullwinkle J. Moose</category><category>Rocket J. Squirrel</category><category>The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show</category><category>Overdriving headlights</category></item><item><title>Two Red Whales Popping out of the Water
Sometimes, I treat the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72gcoyjQf1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two Red Whales Popping out of the Water&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, I treat the caption as the last line of a story and work backwards, no matter how insane the trip is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27138550916</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27138550916</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:58:35 -0400</pubDate><category>whales</category><category>lobsters</category><category>boiled</category><category>boil</category><category>whale</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>Free Bananas Coupon
Monopoly is best played with ‘house...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72g76ysEG1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Free Bananas Coupon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Monopoly is best played with ‘house rules’.  Mine just happens to be a madhouse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27131355084</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27131355084</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:56:30 -0400</pubDate><category>monopoly</category><category>bananas</category><category>banana</category><category>token</category><category>board game</category><category>chance card</category><category>community chest</category><category>parker brothers</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>doodle or die</category></item><item><title>A Fish Spews Hearts
I’m convinced that I’m the only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x966i6J01qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Fish Spews Hearts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m convinced that I’m the only human alive who enjoys conversation hearts, and their near-cousin Necco Wafers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27073380851</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27073380851</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:58:00 -0400</pubDate><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>fish</category><category>necco</category><category>necco wafers</category><category>spew</category><category>unpopular candies</category><category>conversation hearts</category></item><item><title>Something’s Gumming up the Plumbing…
I am obsessed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x9e8k88m1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Something’s Gumming up the Plumbing…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am obsessed the character designs from the original “Mario Bros.” arcade cabinet.  I lament that with each passing year Mario becomes less cartoonishly exaggerated, and more realistically proportioned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27065487062</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27065487062</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mario</category><category>luigi</category><category>mario bros.</category><category>arcade</category><category>nintendo</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>side art</category><category>marquee art</category><category>bezel art</category></item><item><title>Crazy Batman Makes a Scene
Oh, how I wish that I had actually...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yxwzpRLb1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crazy Batman Makes a Scene&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, how I wish that I had actually planned this one instead of just starting to draw.  I would have loved a chance to make a full “Lady and the Tramp” style scene with The Joker and Harley Quinn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27058131949</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27058131949</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 12:56:56 -0400</pubDate><category>Batman</category><category>Batman: The Animated Series</category><category>Batman: TAS</category><category>The Joker</category><category>Joker</category><category>Mark Hammel</category><category>Kevin Conroy</category><category>Harley Quinn</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>Carrot in Space
I don’t know why this seemed most logical...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yxzhivfR1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrot in Space&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know why this seemed most logical at the time, but it did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27000215669</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/27000215669</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:00:44 -0400</pubDate><category>carrot</category><category>space</category><category>stars</category><category>moon</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category></item><item><title>MagiKarp
So Apparently I know nothing about Pokemon.  But...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x8ynNFOw1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MagiKarp&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So Apparently I know nothing about Pokemon.  But I’m going to pretend that I drew this in defiance of the caption.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/26992370141</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/26992370141</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:00:24 -0400</pubDate><category>Magikoopa</category><category>Kamek</category><category>Pokemon.</category><category>Magikarp</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>nintendo</category><category>mario</category><category>super mario brothers</category><category>Super Mario World</category><category>Carp</category></item><item><title>Cap’N Crunch Pranks Count Chocula
I surmise that the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yxs2W2SI1qfdwm3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cap’N Crunch Pranks Count Chocula&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I surmise that the rivalry betwixt cereal magnates is fierce, to say the least.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;&lt;a href="http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil"&gt;http://doodleordie.com/profile/mrneil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/26985117458</link><guid>http://mrneilesq.tumblr.com/post/26985117458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:00:40 -0400</pubDate><category>Cap'N Crunch</category><category>Count Chocula</category><category>breakfast mascots</category><category>advertising mascots</category><category>mascots</category><category>doodle or die</category><category>doodle-or-die</category><category>Captain Crunch</category></item></channel></rss>
