I imagine most of my own baby photos look like this.

Again, when cornered into starting an image chain on doodle or die, I randomly scribble until something ridiculous emerges without my conscious intervention.

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Nothin’ Up My Sleeve…except a full body cast!  I take a seven and a half!

Okay, I’m done, now.

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Two Red Whales Popping out of the Water

Sometimes, I treat the caption as the last line of a story and work backwards, no matter how insane the trip is.

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Free Bananas Coupon

Monopoly is best played with ‘house rules’.  Mine just happens to be a madhouse.

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A Fish Spews Hearts

I’m convinced that I’m the only human alive who enjoys conversation hearts, and their near-cousin Necco Wafers.

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Something’s Gumming up the Plumbing…

I am obsessed the character designs from the original “Mario Bros.” arcade cabinet.  I lament that with each passing year Mario becomes less cartoonishly exaggerated, and more realistically proportioned.

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Crazy Batman Makes a Scene

Oh, how I wish that I had actually planned this one instead of just starting to draw.  I would have loved a chance to make a full “Lady and the Tramp” style scene with The Joker and Harley Quinn.

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Carrot in Space

I don’t know why this seemed most logical at the time, but it did.

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MagiKarp

So Apparently I know nothing about Pokemon.  But I’m going to pretend that I drew this in defiance of the caption.

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Cap’N Crunch Pranks Count Chocula

I surmise that the rivalry betwixt cereal magnates is fierce, to say the least.

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